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Mar 30th

i hate lists. i hate lists about myspace even more. but here are two things that creep me out...

Mar 30th

Mar 26th

so i was watching this discovery channel show about a magician the other day and i developed a stand...

Mar 23rd

me: i think we should start a van halen cover band
John: Van Handjob?
me: whatever, i just want to wear some ripped up, red spandex pants

Mar 19th

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Mar 17th

inspired by bco, here are some phrases my dad commonly uses that i absolutely refuse to: ...

Mar 16th

6 women just sang happy birthday in philly accents…sounded like: happy birthday tew...

Mar 16th

here are

some words my boss commonly misspells or misuses in emails, and the word he meant to spell or use: ...

Mar 16th

cleaning out my email, pt 3

talking about my new hdtv in Dec. of 2005: i’ll probably spend the rest of my time watching...

Mar 15th

cleaning out my email, pt 2

hehe, just found this:

Mar 15th

cleaning out my email, pt 1

so i’m cleaning out my email, deleting stuff and whatnot…when i find something...

Mar 15th

i don’t think this is gonna work. S.W. Phila. gets show of forceThe city is deploying 80 more...

Mar 15th

yoga was absolutely brutal tonight. uggh.  bed.

Mar 13th

saw this on bco today.  definitely owned it in my youth:

Mar 13th

so bored.

here’s my desktop.  sirius cli player in the middle, cli mp3 player on the right. blah. 

Mar 12th

goin home.

Mar 12th

flash gordon

me: i'll see what i can do....i also have to get flash gordon
John: flash aaaaaaahaaaaaaaah!
Sent at 2: 19 PM on Monday
me: hehe remember the scene where he dominates ming's henchmen with the golden egg / football?
that was so awesome.
John: yeah
John is typing...

Mar 12th

my socks totally don’t match today, not that you can...

Mar 12th

this is making me laugh right now

 Helllloooooooooooooooooo.  (anyhoo, they’re talking to this guy on a stern show from a few...

Mar 12th

note to self

when runningahead is back: 6.71 miles, 55:35.

Mar 11th

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Mar 10th

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Mar 10th

we ended up at lolita last night b/c the wait for el vez was two hours.  i had a carne asada thinger...

Mar 10th

Friday

not drinking is gettting awfully lame. i think el vez got scratched tonight in favor of lolita. i...

Mar 9th

me

Mar 9th

oh sweet

work is almost done for the day and week.  i think i’m going to let kerry take me to el vez....

Mar 9th

greg: updating my run on runningahead. (via Twitter / greg with friends.)

Mar 8th

greg: i really need a job that has something to do with my degree. something that keeps me from...

Mar 8th

jp and i talking about ghosts

John: I see awkwardness in our future
me: lots of douchechips
douchechills
John: Did a ghost take that picture of him, focus dood.

Mar 8th

i'm totally going to this meetup

It really doesn’t get more awesome than this:  Well at this time, I have completed the...

Mar 8th

ghost hunting

heh, searching meetup.com for ghost hunting groups…just because.

Mar 8th

greg: work. listening to stern. (via Twitter / greg with friends.)

Mar 8th