wheeeee
my vintage x-ray illuminator ($9.99 on ebay, thank ya very much) arrived. i turned it on tonight and it gives off this completely awesome, disconcerting light. took some photos in front of it and i think they came out well:
my life, tumbl'd.
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don’t really have anything to update with right now…but my girlfriend’s leaving in a month, so there should be a flood of whiney self-pitying posts on the horizon…misery yay! here’s a dumb picture i took:
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Jan 23
Today's Yelp Sentence
That makes me want to grab one of those big strollers the daycare in my building uses to move lots of tots around in and lit that bitch on fire, take my shirt off and run screaming into the front of an oncoming SEPTA bus: Well what can I say about this place that hasn’t been covered by everyone so far. We Elite Yelpers invaded after the event at Area 919.
Jan 22
Redacted Conversation
- me: i'm ___ __ __er
- Colleen: ___?
- of course ___ ___
- ____ you will _______
- i'm ___ ____ ____ ______ ____ ___ _______ fucking ____ ___
- me: uggh
- _ ______ want to __
- i ____ i ___ __ be ____ ___
- Colleen: _ ____
- suckss__
Jan 20
I'm Not
Going to write about it here. Well ok, except for this, because this is obviously about it. But, after this I’m not going to write about it…unless I’m drunk. In which case, I’ll probably just delete it. I know you’re coming here. I’m not sure what you’re looking for. You have to know I still hate you. You have to know that maybe I always will in some way. I guess I want to be friends. But I can’t do that until I don’t hate you quite as much. Right now I don’t want to be your friend because I can’t be friends with someone I hate so much. So…I just noticed you were looking and I guess I wanted you to find something, so that’s that.
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Today's Yelp Review Sentence
That makes me want to hurt myself, other people, kittens and babies:
I’m not a very knowledgeable foodie, but I know when a meal is amazing. It helped that all the foodies I was with
