me:
explain to me again how twilight vampires can go in the sun?
Sent at 2:
55 PM on Thursday
Colleen:
the can go in
but
wait for it
they sparkle
and it would give away their secret
me:
but they're vampires
Colleen:
so?
me:
VAMPIRES CAN'T GO IN THE FUCKIN SUN
Colleen:
silly greg
me:
it's like rule 1, maybe 2 after drinking blood
Colleen:
that's just a myth
me:
i'm tumbling this, as proof to my unborn, never to be born children that i did not get down with this shit when it was popular, and that i was a vampire purist...should the topic ever arise
