abe.tumbl

Hmm. Really must start tumbling more. Maybe it’s time for a(nother) proper blog.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:00:30 -0400

Hmm. Really must start tumbling more. Maybe it’s time for a(nother) proper blog.

chessie’s awesome new game

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 18:08:22 -0400

chessie’s awesome new game

this isn’t gonna win me any straight guy competitions

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:55:22 -0400

this isn’t gonna win me any straight guy competitions

and more progress.

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:23:54 -0400

and more progress.

a little progress

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 09:50:44 -0400

a little progress

Photo

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:27:22 -0400

my mom's stupid cat outside, on a leash

my mom and her stupid cat, outside

new pad. undecorated and such.

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:42:43 -0400

new pad. undecorated and such.

so emo

Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:47:00 -0400

since i’m feeling very emo lately, i’ve decided to channel my white ~~boy~~ man pain into a really bad idea. that really bad idea being rap. i’m going to sample the whitest songs i can find and rap in the least rhythmic drone possible about how much my heart hurts. first up, a song sampling the beginning of this song:

doesn’t get much whiter than that.

i swore i wouldn’t let this happen.

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:54:57 -0400

i swore i wouldn’t let this happen.

me: explain to me again how twilight vampires can go in the sun?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:00:51 -0400

me: explain to me again how twilight vampires can go in the sun?
Sent at 2:55 PM on Thursday
Colleen: the can go in
but
wait for it
they sparkle
and it would give away their secret
me: but they're vampires
Colleen: so?
me: VAMPIRES CAN'T GO IN THE FUCKIN SUN
Colleen: silly greg
me: it's like rule 1, maybe 2 after drinking blood
Colleen: that's just a myth
me: i'm tumbling this, as proof to my unborn, never to be born children that i did not get down with this shit when it was popular, and that i was a vampire purist...should the topic ever arise

more for the list:

Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:14:52 -0400

not an angel, but not a compulsive liar.

a list

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:43:34 -0400

that i may have use for at some point in the near future, maybe:

blazing saddles

gets dylan

doesn’t like bad movies

[more to come]

Free Books (for facebook)

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:21:00 -0400

FREE BOOKS

In, what will no doubt be a fruitless effort, to declutter my life a bit, I’m getting rid of some books. I’m way too lazy to be bothered with selling or trading them, and I hate to think of them gathering dust in a charity shop. As such, I’m offering them here on the old facebook before I cart them off.

Take a look at the list and email me if you want anything. Obviously it’s way more convenient for me if live in or around the greater philadelphia area. If you don’t, we can probably figure something out though. So seriously, email me, take these shits. Help curb my compulsion to hoard before I become one of those people who gets buried and dies in an avalanche of their own stuff and doesn’t get found for weeks.

The books are (in alpha order by author)

henderson the rain king saul bellow

the tortilla curtain tc boyle

ham on rye charles bukowski

junky william burroughs

dry augusten burroughs

the amazing adventures of kavalier and clay michael chabon

the mysteries of pittsburgh michael chabon

eleanor rigby douglas coupland little shit nommed on this a bit
the brief and wonderful life of oscar wao junot diaz

paddy clark, ha ha ha roddy doyle

snapper roddy doyle

the van roddy doyle

the woman who walked into doors roddy doyle

foucaults pendulum umberto eco

go down moses william faulkner

sanctuary william faulkner

a fable william faulkner

requiem for a nun william faulkner

broom of the system david foster wallace

brief interviews with hideous men david foster wallace

american gods neil gaiman

the motorcycle diaries che guevara rough shape
a letter to a christian nation sam harris

a long way down nick hornby

the elementary particles michel houellebecq

the doors of perception aldous huxley

world according to garp john irving

lake wobegon days garrison keillor

sailor song ken kesey

darkness at noon arthur koestler

the unbearable lightness of being milan kundera

fortress of solitude jonathan lethem

the razor’s edge w somerset maugham

atonement ian mcewan

amsterdam ian mcewan

beloved toni morrison

thus spoke zarathustra friedrich nietzsche

snow orhan pamuk

the moviegoer walker percy

ishmael daniel quinn

one day in september simon reeve

portnoy’s complaint philip roth

human stain philip roth

everything is illuminated jonathan safran foer dog chewed a bit
extremely loud and incredibly close jonathan safran foer

blindness jose saramago

the braindead microphone george saunders

fast food nation eric schlosser

leaves of grass walt whitman

the professor and the madman simon winchester

revolutionary road richard yates

wheeeee

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:52:00 -0400

my vintage x-ray illuminator ($9.99 on ebay, thank ya very much) arrived. i turned it on tonight and it gives off this completely awesome, disconcerting light. took some photos in front of it and i think they came out well:

1:20, hmph, and i’ve never even liked rem all that much.

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:32:36 -0400

1:20, hmph, and i’ve never even liked rem all that much.

Haha, you is dumb

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:00:00 -0400

Haha, you is dumb

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:22:03 -0400

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Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:06:37 -0400

don’t really have anything to update with right now…but my girlfriend’s leaving in a month, so there should be a flood of whiney self-pitying posts on the horizon…misery yay! here’s a dumb picture i took:

b/c i haven't updated in a while

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 12:49:00 -0400

my tweet cloud

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:25:33 -0500

my tweet cloud